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Hear are some of our songs recorded from a cheap hand held lecture recorder.
Losing Face
2002 Darwin Award Nominee
Unconfirmed by Darwin
The game of Russian Roulette, long a breeding ground for natural selection, was improved upon by two men with a unique approach to self-destruction. On New Year's Eve, Antonio and his friend were befogged by Pinga, a traditional Brazilian liquor, when they began playing a Russian Roulette variant using holiday fireworks. Their version of the game consisted of placing fireworks in their mouths, then lighting the fuses and competing to see who would delay longest before spitting out the firework.
The man, dare we call him "winner,"
who discarded the explosive closest to the point of detonation was the victor
of this battle of wills. Their blatant
disregard for personal safety was matched only by their foolish bravery. Antonio
was our winner, holding one of the fireworks in his mouth a bit too long, and
thereby thereby earning praise for his "courage" at his funeral.